SO I BUMPED INTO JESUS AT THE WAWA THIS MORNING…
ME: Hey I got you a bottle of water. Whew it’s as hot as hell today!
JESUS: Thanks Tootsiebell. Have you been to Hell?
ME: (sheepishly) Well, uh no….I uh…wait… Hell is for real?
JESUS: I’m not sayin it is and I’m not sayin it ain’t. But have you been to Arizona?
ME: Yeah, wow…hot. Is that what hell is like?
JESUS: Dad built it as a floor model.
ME: Jeez Louise. He must have some temper to condemn souls to such a horrible place.
JESUS: C’mon Tootsiebell, I’m pulling your leg! There’s no hell. What kind of a deity do you think he is?
ME: So where do bad people go?
JESUS: Dothan, Alabama.
ME: Seriously?
JESUS: Naw!!! Everyone goes to heaven or Arizona.
ME: You know, sometimes you get on my nerves.
JESUS: It’s the heat. Chill. If I didn’t love you, I wouldn’t bust your chops. Hey can you get me a mango Slushie when you go back inside?
ME: Sure.
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