So I bumped into Jesus at the WaWa this morning…
ME: Hey, Whatcha reading?
JESUS: It’s the Muelller Report.
ME: What?!!!! No way!
JESUS: Shhhh….I got an advance copy from Bobby.
ME: Bobby?
JESUS: Duh…Bobby Mueller.
ME: Anything juicy in it?
JESUS: It’s very thorough. He gives a full explanation of the Sopranos finale. And did you know that Ed Sullivan was the person on the grassy knoll?
ME: But what about the Russians? Is Trump compromised? I’m thinking that may not be the Mueller Report you’re reading.
JESUS: Want to know where Jimmy Hoffa is?
ME: Sigh. You want anything from the store?
JESUS: Yes! One of those jalapeno stuffed pretzels, a delicious Yoo-Hoo chocolate drink and a bottle of Clorox bleach.
ME: Clorox?
JESUS: I told Bobby I’d destroy this after I read it.
ME: Ahh. Okay.
JESUS: It says here that Roseanne is planning another comeback…
ME: I’ll be right back.
JESUS: I ain’t going anywhere chickie.
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