So I bumped into Jesus at the WaWa this morning…
ME: Here ya go. One large coffee, one pack of Marlboro Lights and sticky bun….hey what’s wrong? You seemed bummed.
JESUS: Eh, it’s this whole Supreme Court thing. It’s got me down. I don’t know what or who to believe anymore. I even asked King Solomon’s advice about it.
ME: Oooh…good choice. What’d he say?
JESUS: Totally useless. His answer for everything is to cut the baby in half. He worries me sometimes with all that baby cutting. What do you think?
ME: Most of me believes her. Some of me believes him. And none of me is sure of what the truth is.
JESUS: I hear ya, sis. Judging people is hard. I wish they had more facts. I guess we’ll never know for sure. Perhaps Solomon was right.
ME: Ya think?
JESUS: Well not about the babies. But if you go get a knife, I’d be happy to cut this sticky bun in half and share it with you.
ME: Thanks. Sticky buns are a good way to get over depression.
JESUS: So is knowing the truth.
ME: You had to throw that in, didn’t you?
JESUS: It’s what I do.
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